
What I do for a living is a bunch of BS!
Every day, I collaborate with a ton of talented people on Brand Stuff.
I work closely with clients, analysts, strategists, and other creatives to brand brands, launch brands, build brands, rebrand brands, and lend a hand with words for brands.
I’ve helped develop the voice and tone for lots of different brands, from eyewear to software. I’ve written ads for world-renowned brands like McDonald’s and Nike and neighborhood brands you’ve probably never heard of.
For more than 15 years, I’ve been writing BS for B2B, B2C, D2C, like OMG!
And I gotta say it’s been a brand ol’ time.
If you’re in search of big ideas, bold headlines, and the occasional abuse of alliteration—let’s talk!
THE GOODS

McDonald’s
TV, print, online, out of home















eyeconic
online eyewear retailer





















Lenton & Rusby
eyewear brand launch





Save Mart Supermarkets
print, online, out of home







Ford Country
TV, Print, online, out of home




VSP
print, online, out of home, email, direct mail, Events















California State Fair
Tv, print, online, out of home






DDVIP
online, out of home, app







The Saucy Posse - McDonald’s (Spec)
Written/Produced/Performed By Me!
… And More!
Random TV, Print, Online, Out of Home, Non-Profit, Spec Work, etc.


















